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"The Progressive Cliff"

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A humorous weaving of the political noise surrounding the end-of-year US budget increase (known as the Fiscal Cliff) and the explanation of how intergalactic reptilian aliens are actually controlling everything.

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    7. Be Aware: It's Simplicity Itself

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    2. The Spirit of Giving
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    4. Strange New World
    5. The Light Out There: a true story

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I wanted to get up here and rant about global warming, wealth inequality, and how the powerful are sticking it to the little people.

But let's talk about something much more serious. The worldview of my neighbor Sara.



Sara's deep into conspiracy theories as explanations for how the world REALLY works. Her guru is an English chap named David Icke. David Icke's a powerful chap, with hundreds of thousands of little people as followers around the world. He makes a royal mint sticking it to these little people, by getting them to hand over their money for his wacko worldview.

Let me sum up David Icke's explanation of how the world REALLY works:

Cue Star Wars music ...

Long ago, from a galaxy far away, reptilian-like aliens came across the universe. They built, then brought our moon with them. Yes, the moon is artificial. They then bred with certain royal families, resulting in our uncaring reptilian brain. These powerful families fanned out from the Fertile Crescent, and now are in control of the world. These families include the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds.

The aliens themselves exist in an energy spectrum just outside our awareness. That's why we can never see them! How convenient!

But they ARE there, believe me! And they instruct the Rockefellers and Rothschilds to do things. Nasty things. Everything going on can be explained with this worldview.

This conspiracy worldview is important in understanding the rest of what I have to share with you.

So, now let's turn to the heart of the matter: the Progressives:

I got hoodwinked into identifying with Progressives, thinking being Progressive means having a heart. You know, caring for the downtrodden and the smelly unwashed masses. In short, Progressives DON'T have cold-hearted reptilian brains.

But after recently examining the economic assumptions, I find it doesn't mean having a warm heart or a warm brain. Progressive means not having a brain at all!

In one story on an online progressive news channel about the fiscal cliff being a sham, an economics professor in England states growing the US debt is no problem. Why? 40% is bought by US agencies and state governments. And when you owe yourself money, it's not really a debt, is it?

Apart from wondering if ALL men in England who can get online video coverage are absolute idiots, I asked myself:

Where do these buying governments get their money to buy the extra debt? From the new debt itself, perhaps? How is that any different from a Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme? Well, honored guests, it IS different. Cuz they're never gonna nab the perps and toss them into federal prison -- it's the federal government itself!

Shhh, the aliens: They MAY be listening. They could be here right now.

SO, this fiscal cliff thing.

Much ado about nothing? OR Strategic power play to further enslave the masses? Are we actually being snowed? According to the media hype, things are about to really heat up.

The federal government doesn't have a snowball's chance in heck of repaying all its unfunded liabilities back. It knows that. That's why years ago they took out food and energy from the consumer price inflation index. Two percent currently? Right ....

So, here's the plan they have: Create lots more of these online gaming credits we call US dollars.

The "Progressives" will be happy, because entitlements will continue to be paid out in increasingly worthless gaming credits to folks who just can't understand why everything just keeps going up in price.

The "Conservatives" will be happy, because they'll get the bulk of the gaming credits to go back and double down on gold, pork bellies, shorting Apple stock, or whatever they're betting on this week.

The Government will be happy, because as an institution, it has continued to serve its highest function: to perpetuate itself at all costs. Kinda like a virus. Until it kills its host.

And the aliens will be happy, because -- this is all their doing anyway. And resistance is futile.

But don't worry: according to David Icke our conspiracy mega money maker, we can just meditate and reach higher levels of consciousness where the reptilian aliens can't influence us.

I know from my own experience, at higher levels of consciousness, we certainly won't find any wacko Progressive economists buzzing around with Helicopter Ben Bernanke money drop ideas.



Let me end this with an idea of a higher level of consciousness during our consumption-mad holiday season:

Let us show our love for each other not by giving stuff. But by giving love.

The Progressives say spend money.
The Conservatives say save money.

And the aliens say ...Who cares what the aliens say!
 



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You get: 5 Humorous Speeches:
    1. The Progressive Cliff
    2. The Spirit of Giving
    3. Magically, Mysteriously, Mystically ...
    4. Strange New World
    5. The Light Out There: a true story

You get: 2 New Lifestyle Speeches:
    6. Lest We Capitalists Forget
    7. Be Aware: It's Simplicity Itself

You get: 3 Inspirational Speeches:
    8. A Wakeup Call
    9. Pearls Before Swine
   10. Running from the War

Priced individually, these 10 speeches total $44.70. But they're yours for ...

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    1. The Progressive Cliff
    2. The Spirit of Giving
    3. Magically, Mysteriously, Mystically ...
    4. Strange New World
    5. The Light Out There: a true story

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The Progressive Cliff

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