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"The Light Out There: a true story"

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Based on a true story, about how seeing and following a curious light leads to meeting Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, and Larry Ellison, as they conduct a super-secret energy test!

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    2. The Spirit of Giving
    3. Magically, Mysteriously, Mystically ...
    4. Strange New World
    5. The Progressive Cliff

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    6. Lest We Capitalists Forget
    7. Be Aware: It's Simplicity Itself

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    8. A Wakeup Call
    9. Pearls Before Swine
   10. Running from the War

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    2. The Spirit of Giving
    3. Magically, Mysteriously, Mystically ...
    4. Strange New World
    5. The Progressive Cliff

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The following is a true story. Some names and places have been changed to protect the innocent ...



Back in mid-December, on Wednesday night, in the wee hours of the morning, 3:15am to be exact, I got out of bed. Couldn't sleep.

So I stepped outside (onto my deck). I have a panoramic view that includes the entire Golden Gate Park all the way to Ocean Beach.

Moonless night. Totally dark. Except ...

A bright steady light from Ocean Beach. Very bright.

I watched that light.

Then 35 seconds later, a bright flash on the horizon that lit up the entire sky.

Then dark.

35 seconds later, the same bright flash.

Then dark.

I was curious and since I couldn't sleep, I walked the 12 blocks down the beach. Strange: all the streetlights were out. I couldn't see a thing.

Then out of the dark, a shadowy figure became clear and close and firmly commanded, Halt!

I halted.

Two humongous men on either side took my arms and guided me to a large tent pitched in the sand. They both looked like they ate broken bottles for breakfast. One broken bottle breakfast eater went inside for half a minute while the other watched me. Then the first one came out.

"He wants to see you."

"Who? And why me?"

The first man held the tent flap open and I walked in. Both men then stood on either of me.

A man of distinction sat in a directors chair, leaning back and blowing smoke rings from his cigar.

Could it be? Nah ... can't. Wait, it is, it's The Oracle of Oracle himself: Larry Ellison!

Larry, how ya doing?

Oh, no touching, no touching, okay.

"Bill ...may I call you Bill? Bill, you've probably seen the light on the horizon and are wondering what's going on. Because I know where to find you, I'm gonna tell you, and you keep it secret. We're building a disruptive new business that runs on seawater and the heat stored in the ocean.

My biggest problem is not the technology. It's the money. This project is way too big for me. Yeah, I know. I'm #3 on the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest people. But I needed to get some help. So I invited my friend here, maybe you've heard of him ...

I looked to the left of Larry. In the dark ...

Could it be? Nah ... can't. Wait, it is, it's The Oracle of Omaha himself: Warren Buffet!

Warren, how ya doing?

Sorry, no touching, no touching, right.

Warren told me, Yeah, Larry's just a young kid and he called me up for some help like you would your uncle. So I decided to put a couple billion into his project. But there still was something missing and I told Larry.

You need a reliable way to operate the systems for all these computers we're using. You need an operating system, along with a couple more billion for your project. Why don't we call in our mutual friend? At least he has some money.

I looked to the right of Larry. In the dark ...

Could it be? Nah ... can't. Wait, it is, it's The Oracle of Operating Systems himself: Bill Gates!

Bill, how ya doing?

Okay, okay, no touching, no touching, right, I get it.

Bill explained that they were going to take back mobile computing and communications, and this project was the way.

Finally, Larry, Warren, and Bill told me, We're glad you came. But this is top secret stuff. So ...Warren, if you please?

Warren took an old-fashioned pocket watch on a gold chain, and told me to focus on it, while Larry laughed like a crazy man and blew smoke rings in my face. Bill Gates repeated, It was only a dream, a dream, a dream.



The next morning I woke up and had that odd feeling you get when you have a dream that seems so real.

Ladies and Gentlemen, let this be a stern, stern warning to you all. The next time you wake up at 3:15am, do not under any circumstances go outside and look at the horizon. Do not walk toward the light out of curiosity. Go back to bed, go to sleep. And repeat, It was only a dream, a dream ... a dream ...

Or was it?
 



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You get: 5 Humorous Speeches:
    1. The Light Out There: a true story
    2. The Spirit of Giving
    3. Magically, Mysteriously, Mystically ...
    4. Strange New World
    5. The Progressive Cliff

You get: 2 New Lifestyle Speeches:
    6. Lest We Capitalists Forget
    7. Be Aware: It's Simplicity Itself

You get: 3 Inspirational Speeches:
    8. A Wakeup Call
    9. Pearls Before Swine
   10. Running from the War

Priced individually, these 10 speeches total $44.70. But they're yours for ...

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You get: 5 Humorous Speeches:

    1. The Light Out There: a true story
    2. The Spirit of Giving
    3. Magically, Mysteriously, Mystically ...
    4. Strange New World
    5. The Progressive Cliff

Priced individually, these 5 speeches total $22.35. But they're yours for ...

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The Light Out There: a true story

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